carpeDMI.com » tweets http://blog.carpedmi.com Seize the Day Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:43:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 more funny tweets http://blog.carpedmi.com/2010/05/09/more-funny-tweets/ http://blog.carpedmi.com/2010/05/09/more-funny-tweets/#comments Mon, 10 May 2010 02:46:09 +0000 admin http://blog.carpedmi.com/?p=387 @sween Gravity. What a Downer.

@stalefries Error 4:04am (Sleep Not Found)

@madisonmckenzie Reality Is for People Who Can’t Handle Science Fiction.

@Studiolit I Wish Procrastination Was a Marketable Skill

@andyliang I get my piranhas from the Amazon. Amazon.com, that is.

@merokoyui A programmer is an organism that turns coffee into a software.

@mnhanson I want to work for a technical support line so I can crush the hopes and dreams of a generation.

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